Anthony: C'mon, Ash, let's go do that thing.
Ashly: Do we have to?
Ant: Yes, we do, now turn that stupid furniture simulator off.
Ash: There's more to it than that.
Ant: Like what, running around, making friends with penguins, and writing letters to imaginary people? It's boring, turn it off.
Ash: Just because there are no enemies, doesn't make it boring.
Ant: Every good game needs enemies.
(They leave; Papa Burch enters.)
Four hours later.
(Ash sits back down to play and check's her in-game mail.)
Dear Ash,
tihs villeg deservs a bettar
cla** o crimminl....................
and i gonna give it to em
From LOL
Ash: Anthony, did you join my village?
Ant: No.
Ash: The trees... the trees are all gone. Did you do this??
Ant: No!
Ash: Someone trapped all the villagers! And dug holes everywhere, and—(her character falls down a hole)—f**! ...There's another message for me.
(Ash's character is asleep in bed while another character leers over her.)
Dear Ash,
I WATCHIN U
LOL
(Papa Burch is sitting behind Anthony and Ashly.)
(Credits)
Ant: How long is it gonna take you to undo all of this?
Ash: About an hour.
Papa Burch: sh**.