Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Animal Crossing lyrics

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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Animal Crossing lyrics

Anthony: C'mon, Ash, let's go do that thing. Ashly: Do we have to? Ant: Yes, we do, now turn that stupid furniture simulator off. Ash: There's more to it than that. Ant: Like what, running around, making friends with penguins, and writing letters to imaginary people? It's boring, turn it off. Ash: Just because there are no enemies, doesn't make it boring. Ant: Every good game needs enemies. (They leave; Papa Burch enters.) Four hours later. (Ash sits back down to play and check's her in-game mail.) Dear Ash, tihs villeg deservs a bettar cla** o crimminl.................... and i gonna give it to em From LOL Ash: Anthony, did you join my village? Ant: No. Ash: The trees... the trees are all gone. Did you do this?? Ant: No! Ash: Someone trapped all the villagers! And dug holes everywhere, and—(her character falls down a hole)—f**! ...There's another message for me. (Ash's character is asleep in bed while another character leers over her.) Dear Ash, I WATCHIN U LOL (Papa Burch is sitting behind Anthony and Ashly.) (Credits) Ant: How long is it gonna take you to undo all of this? Ash: About an hour. Papa Burch: sh**.