Can I take your big head on a date,
Have a little dinner, maybe try to urinate?
No, I don't play Pissy Follicles
Tales of the Bald Man, not Piss Chronicles
In fact, I'm the one straight pissin'
Always aim for your mouth but I'm hot missin'
Maybe hit some paperwork, maybe hit your car keys
Maybe hit your phone or your cat with my hot pee
Yeah
That's the lemonade I'm talkin' 'bout,
Fresh-squeezed dick juice drippin' out the long spout
I'll shake it off while it's still out
Keep my sh** dry; no drops, spots, or polka dots
When you see me, pull your old man britches up
Before I get my needle and come to stitch it up
No Percocet, Tylenol, or Vicodin
You're gonna feel it
[CHORUS]
Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.)
Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.)
Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining
I'm a businessman
I'm a businessman
Don't piss on my head
Yeah, don't piss on my head
Don't piss on my head...
Don't piss on my head...
Dry me off, we've real work to do
I'm the CEO and president of f** You
Businessman with millennial outlook
Hydrated up with my hand on the red book
Tom Clancy with the piss-controlled submarine
Not a person, I'm a stone cold piss machine
I'm not a person, I'm a geometric mean
A yellow line is my hot stream
You can call me Dr. Bob when I frot a lot
Champagne drain my green top, frothy lemon pop
Let me get the hog drop
Let me get my kidney off
Chicken soup feelin' with the windows-steamin' coffeeshop
Underwater citrine gleam
With [???] screaming "Put on your jeans!"
Extreme clean in the limousine
Bohemian canteen with caffeine
You f**in' philistine!
[CHORUS]
Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.)
Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.)
Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining
I'm a businessman
I'm a businessman
Don't piss on my head
Yeah, don't piss on my head
Yeah, yellow let it mellow
Brown let it mellow
Green let it mellow
Orange turn to Jell-O [x4]
Don't piss on my head... [x4]