Hell orbs - Dont Piss On My Head lyrics

Can I take your big head on a date, Have a little dinner, maybe try to urinate? No, I don't play Pissy Follicles Tales of the Bald Man, not Piss Chronicles In fact, I'm the one straight pissin' Always aim for your mouth but I'm hot missin' Maybe hit some paperwork, maybe hit your car keys Maybe hit your phone or your cat with my hot pee Yeah That's the lemonade I'm talkin' 'bout, Fresh-squeezed dick juice drippin' out the long spout I'll shake it off while it's still out Keep my sh** dry; no drops, spots, or polka dots When you see me, pull your old man britches up Before I get my needle and come to stitch it up No Percocet, Tylenol, or Vicodin You're gonna feel it [CHORUS] Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.) Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.) Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining I'm a businessman I'm a businessman Don't piss on my head Yeah, don't piss on my head Don't piss on my head... Don't piss on my head... Dry me off, we've real work to do I'm the CEO and president of f** You Businessman with millennial outlook Hydrated up with my hand on the red book Tom Clancy with the piss-controlled submarine Not a person, I'm a stone cold piss machine I'm not a person, I'm a geometric mean A yellow line is my hot stream You can call me Dr. Bob when I frot a lot Champagne drain my green top, frothy lemon pop Let me get the hog drop Let me get my kidney off Chicken soup feelin' with the windows-steamin' coffeeshop Underwater citrine gleam With [???] screaming "Put on your jeans!" Extreme clean in the limousine Bohemian canteen with caffeine You f**in' philistine! [CHORUS] Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.) Don't piss on my head (yeah. yeah.) Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining I'm a businessman I'm a businessman Don't piss on my head Yeah, don't piss on my head Yeah, yellow let it mellow Brown let it mellow Green let it mellow Orange turn to Jell-O [x4] Don't piss on my head... [x4]