[Intro x3]
We're smashin' the beer, we're smashin' the wine
We're smashin' the shots and getting trashy at mine
[Verse 1:Mdusu]
I'd like to start things off with a big cheers to piss
We've been attached to the hip, since it was love at first sip
My thirst, slipped away as cartons of Lager are slurped quick
Fat days on Cascade, cause your beer ain't worth sh**
I'm seeing two nice girls now, one vodka one beer
But had my fair share of flings with drinks in previous years
Red wine was my main mistress, but she ended it disaster
She's an angel at night, but a f**ing b**h the morning after
I was with Bourbon for a while and we had some good times
But there was too much broken furniture from all the drunken fights
Tequila's like Bourbon but with PMS to boot
Problem is, when she's angry, she just looks so damn cute
And gin's like a spinster on the dance floor mingin' it
Who I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole unless I was swingin' it
Whiskey's the same, but sometimes I fall for the deal
It's like getting too pissed and ending up at Surreal, no longer an option
Not when there's stacks on offer elsewhere
Undressed eleven vodka sodas, tryna strip the twelfth bare
I don't sway when I'm drunk, cause I use alcohol as a crutch
But if that's lime syrup and not real lime, then I ain't touching it
The good thing about beer is that you can drink it with anything
And it even works well on children and pets as a sedative
I ended sh** with vodka, cause they ran out and stopped selling it
Thought f** it and kissed absinth for the hell of it
[Hook]
So all you girls put on your fancy sh**
Cause we gonna go smash some piss
All you fellas get your hands off your dicks
Cause we gonna go smash some piss
Whether you prefer spirits or the stubs
I don't care, get your arses in the pubs
Everybody get cashed up quick
Cause we gonna go smash some piss
[Verse 2:Dunn D]
Give me a tenner of Draught to start
Bargain the bar ?i'm askin'? after that
Grab a carton of Lager, charge it in ?a month?
I'm probably harming, my body
It's a worry smoking durries
Getting smashed and wacked
I'm getting muntered in a hurry, be it
Weed or __, or be it shots that I'm drinkin'
And be it, beer I'm skulling
You know it's time for piss sinkin'
What was I thinking back in the day
When I caned myself with a bag of goon
But at the time, I suppose it was
One of those things that I just had to do
These days I grab a few reds if I'm havin' a meal
But stay away from wine in general and use beer to keep it real
I'm known of indulging in a few Havana Club darts
Served with fresh lime, Cascade Ginger Beer, on ice in a gla**
And i'll pa**, on any pre-mix party concoction
Cause if asked, you know i'll take that fresh poured option
Set to rockin' a few mind erasers or Irish Car Bombs, it seems
Sober's a state I choose to live far from
Shard bongs in empty grounds, hangovers and late nights
Far from a minor/miner (town/tan) after drinking the land dry, standby
My life's a constant drink break, forever making room for time to (sip/sit) piss with mates
So cheers to days when you have nothing better to do
Than get seared and __, just kick back and have a few
And here's a taster, like that first sip of Cascade Blue, clear as day
Or as messy as those nights when I spew