Heads of State - Smash Some Piss lyrics

[Intro x3] We're smashin' the beer, we're smashin' the wine We're smashin' the shots and getting trashy at mine [Verse 1:Mdusu] I'd like to start things off with a big cheers to piss We've been attached to the hip, since it was love at first sip My thirst, slipped away as cartons of Lager are slurped quick Fat days on Cascade, cause your beer ain't worth sh** I'm seeing two nice girls now, one vodka one beer But had my fair share of flings with drinks in previous years Red wine was my main mistress, but she ended it disaster She's an angel at night, but a f**ing b**h the morning after I was with Bourbon for a while and we had some good times But there was too much broken furniture from all the drunken fights Tequila's like Bourbon but with PMS to boot Problem is, when she's angry, she just looks so damn cute And gin's like a spinster on the dance floor mingin' it Who I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole unless I was swingin' it Whiskey's the same, but sometimes I fall for the deal It's like getting too pissed and ending up at Surreal, no longer an option Not when there's stacks on offer elsewhere Undressed eleven vodka sodas, tryna strip the twelfth bare I don't sway when I'm drunk, cause I use alcohol as a crutch But if that's lime syrup and not real lime, then I ain't touching it The good thing about beer is that you can drink it with anything And it even works well on children and pets as a sedative I ended sh** with vodka, cause they ran out and stopped selling it Thought f** it and kissed absinth for the hell of it [Hook] So all you girls put on your fancy sh** Cause we gonna go smash some piss All you fellas get your hands off your dicks Cause we gonna go smash some piss Whether you prefer spirits or the stubs I don't care, get your arses in the pubs Everybody get cashed up quick Cause we gonna go smash some piss [Verse 2:Dunn D] Give me a tenner of Draught to start Bargain the bar ?i'm askin'? after that Grab a carton of Lager, charge it in ?a month? I'm probably harming, my body It's a worry smoking durries Getting smashed and wacked I'm getting muntered in a hurry, be it Weed or __, or be it shots that I'm drinkin' And be it, beer I'm skulling You know it's time for piss sinkin' What was I thinking back in the day When I caned myself with a bag of goon But at the time, I suppose it was One of those things that I just had to do These days I grab a few reds if I'm havin' a meal But stay away from wine in general and use beer to keep it real I'm known of indulging in a few Havana Club darts Served with fresh lime, Cascade Ginger Beer, on ice in a gla** And i'll pa**, on any pre-mix party concoction Cause if asked, you know i'll take that fresh poured option Set to rockin' a few mind erasers or Irish Car Bombs, it seems Sober's a state I choose to live far from Shard bongs in empty grounds, hangovers and late nights Far from a minor/miner (town/tan) after drinking the land dry, standby My life's a constant drink break, forever making room for time to (sip/sit) piss with mates So cheers to days when you have nothing better to do Than get seared and __, just kick back and have a few And here's a taster, like that first sip of Cascade Blue, clear as day Or as messy as those nights when I spew