Long day working like a longshoreman
Or maybe more like a longshoreimp
But now the day over, I'm a longshorepimp
Cuz I got 4 ladies in my cave dwelling
I'm good at doing little more than hatching eggs
No domestic things until the love is made
We don't go to bars up here on Mars
Hang with spider monster with machine gun arms
Yeah, life's well brother, up on this planet
Nothing can happen to damage my swagger
Except I get creeped out by that bright blue spot
Hangin high, sendin shivers up both spines that I got
Yeah, I don't know why, but what's that in the sky?
Like a comet crashing down, tearing clouds as it flies
Over there it touched down, it's alien beings
And they gunnin us down indiscriminately
Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars
These human guys came from the stars
And they shot at me! Look at my scars!
Hey please go home, Get the f** off Mars!
Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars
These human guys came from up in the stars
And they shot at me! Look at my scars!
Hey please go home, Get the f** off Mars!
So they set up shop, these space marines
And they're makin life tough, so it seems to me
We should all rise up and send 'em packin bags
So they got rocket launchers, We got fireball hands!
Well, that was a bust, blew most of us up
Had to regroup and call in the big guns
We got these crazy minotaur-lookin beasts
We got rocket arms, they have BFGs
I just wanna relax and eat BLTs
And put my feet up a spell and maybe watch some tv
Fine, colonize! I won't even try man.
We tried everything, what's up with these guys?
They didn't even fall for our genius scare tactics
Dressed up all demonic and drew pentagrams
We drew devil graffiti all over our planet
Now how you like Mars? Oh yeah? You can have it!
Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars
These human guys came down from the stars
And they shot at me! Look at my scars!
Please go home, Get the f** off Mars!
Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars
These human guys came down from the stars
And they shot at me! Look at my scars!
Hey, please go home and get the f** off Mars!