Long day working like a longshoreman Or maybe more like a longshoreimp But now the day over, I'm a longshorepimp Cuz I got 4 ladies in my cave dwelling I'm good at doing little more than hatching eggs No domestic things until the love is made We don't go to bars up here on Mars Hang with spider monster with machine gun arms Yeah, life's well brother, up on this planet Nothing can happen to damage my swagger Except I get creeped out by that bright blue spot Hangin high, sendin shivers up both spines that I got Yeah, I don't know why, but what's that in the sky? Like a comet crashing down, tearing clouds as it flies Over there it touched down, it's alien beings And they gunnin us down indiscriminately Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars These human guys came from the stars And they shot at me! Look at my scars! Hey please go home, Get the f** off Mars! Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars These human guys came from up in the stars And they shot at me! Look at my scars! Hey please go home, Get the f** off Mars! So they set up shop, these space marines And they're makin life tough, so it seems to me We should all rise up and send 'em packin bags So they got rocket launchers, We got fireball hands! Well, that was a bust, blew most of us up Had to regroup and call in the big guns We got these crazy minotaur-lookin beasts We got rocket arms, they have BFGs I just wanna relax and eat BLTs And put my feet up a spell and maybe watch some tv Fine, colonize! I won't even try man. We tried everything, what's up with these guys? They didn't even fall for our genius scare tactics Dressed up all demonic and drew pentagrams We drew devil graffiti all over our planet Now how you like Mars? Oh yeah? You can have it! Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars These human guys came down from the stars And they shot at me! Look at my scars! Please go home, Get the f** off Mars! Paradise up here, Welcome to Mars These human guys came down from the stars And they shot at me! Look at my scars! Hey, please go home and get the f** off Mars!