One awkward conversation can ruin my whole day
In the company of strangers with some vulgar sh** to say.
co*ktail hour social like an obsolete machine
Spitting anecdotes and boring jokes from someone else's spleen.
And I always seem to miss the point completely
(and here I am again).
Culture baron train wreck and it's hard to look away
But I'm yawning like a kid in a carpet store.
Refusing to be interesting is a funny way to go
But I guess you know your business --
You're the one who makes the windstorm blow.
And I always say I miss the point completely
(and here I am again, here I am again).
And I always wish you'd behave more discreetly;
It's kind of puzzling,
But you're falling into place
(it's what you do best).
You're a popular opinion,
You're an easy thing to foster,
You're an ostentatious tourist,
You're a predictable posture,
You are a record left on the dashboard,
You're a nasty little hang.
You miss the point completely
I get the point exactly
You miss the point completely
I get the point exactly
No you miss the point completely
No I get the point exactly
No you miss the point completely
No you miss the point-a!