One awkward conversation can ruin my whole day In the company of strangers with some vulgar sh** to say. co*ktail hour social like an obsolete machine Spitting anecdotes and boring jokes from someone else's spleen. And I always seem to miss the point completely (and here I am again). Culture baron train wreck and it's hard to look away But I'm yawning like a kid in a carpet store. Refusing to be interesting is a funny way to go But I guess you know your business -- You're the one who makes the windstorm blow. And I always say I miss the point completely (and here I am again, here I am again). And I always wish you'd behave more discreetly; It's kind of puzzling, But you're falling into place (it's what you do best). You're a popular opinion, You're an easy thing to foster, You're an ostentatious tourist, You're a predictable posture, You are a record left on the dashboard, You're a nasty little hang. You miss the point completely I get the point exactly You miss the point completely I get the point exactly No you miss the point completely No I get the point exactly No you miss the point completely No you miss the point-a!