[verse 1]
The earth's bipolar, just like me
I know im in good company
Its been that way, for several years
Certainty is d**h and taxes, watch your back around the ma**es
They never care, just what the facts is
[Chorus]
Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme
To come across the television
[verse 2]
Try your best, no more or less
And put to rest all of the stress
You ain't got time to second guess
And its alot easier to make a left when you're given a signal
And I was just looking for yours, but you weren't sending any my way
So I went back to the corner, kept nursing my drink
Too much co*ktail politicking, and I didn't want to think
Everyone's bugging out, about when the clock hits the final tick
So hurry up if you want to get in on it
[Chorus]
Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme
To come across the television
[verse 3]
I'm slowly finding out what all the rage is
As its becoming contagious, spreading like wildfire, while liars
Ripe pages out of reading room magazines
To linger for the ages
And all your solemn prayers for household wares
To carry on their living traditions, such noble ambitions
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen
[Chorus]
Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme
To come across the television