[verse 1] The earth's bipolar, just like me I know im in good company Its been that way, for several years Certainty is d**h and taxes, watch your back around the ma**es They never care, just what the facts is [Chorus] Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme To come across the television [verse 2] Try your best, no more or less And put to rest all of the stress You ain't got time to second guess And its alot easier to make a left when you're given a signal And I was just looking for yours, but you weren't sending any my way So I went back to the corner, kept nursing my drink Too much co*ktail politicking, and I didn't want to think Everyone's bugging out, about when the clock hits the final tick So hurry up if you want to get in on it [Chorus] Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme To come across the television [verse 3] I'm slowly finding out what all the rage is As its becoming contagious, spreading like wildfire, while liars Ripe pages out of reading room magazines To linger for the ages And all your solemn prayers for household wares To carry on their living traditions, such noble ambitions If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen [Chorus] Everybody wants a get rich quick scheme To come across the television