[Verse 1]
I just want a thick b**h, to hop up on this dick
That ain't always trippin', about an commitment
I just was that p**y, I just want that giny
Grab a, grab a tooshie, smack a, smack a heiny
Mecca lecca hiney ho, I just want to find a ho
p**y, giny, tiny hole, cover her with slime and go
I don't want a second date, but I can't say it to her face
That would make the chick outrage, before I ejeculate
I seem like a perfect man, make em all believe I am
Dick wet, then I scram, wham bam thank you mam
Catchy me, catchy me if you can, bet you cannot find me
That number I gave you, was one I had in the 90's
And I, I'm never ever, ever where you are
Cause I ever, never, ever sh** in my own yard
Don't care if you're mad about the life that I've chosen
Cause I don't give a flying f** about your damn emotions
[Hook]
I don't care about her feelings
I just wanna run up in that
Don't let her know I've been cheatin'
Or she might not rub my nutsack
I ain't really startin' sh**
Yeah baby your body sick
I just want a part of it
(Gimmie, gimmie love muscles)
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[Verse 2]
Don't make me repeat it, don't make me say it twice
If you never want a wife, then listen to my advice
I'm a playa in a game that you wish that you're in
Telling you love em to f** em, that ain't never been a sin
The s** is way better if you lie, cause they try
To make you feel better than the other guy, on the side
Use a rubber if you're going up inside
Otherwise you may not corrupt it and you may have to hide
That's no lie, cause a b**h that get's pregnant will go crazy
Best move leave behind her and a baby
Cause lately, women get shady in court
Make sure that you're stuck with the child support
You wanna go on party, but that goes down to sh**ter
Cause you have to be there, when she cannot find a baby sitter
That's why I wrap it up before I go and stick her
I refuse to be a f**ing baby's daddy to a stripper
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I'm happy as I am, promiscuous is the sh**
Every night I find a other dait to sit up on my dick
My dick is long enough to wreck spines
(I'm a playa, I'm a playa) like my name is Tech N9ne
Yes I'm a monster, better yet, a threat to your daughter's
Virginity, she's in my vicinity, then I'm on her
Might as well have Trojan as a sponsor
Cause I'mma sport a Magnum, before I try to pop her
It ain't hard to see, that they make em for a reason
See if you don't believing em, then I'm f**ing leavin' you
You know that it ain't much to ask for, is it crack who*e?
Who knows what you use that a** for
f**ing crack who*e, therefore
I hope you can understand that s** is all that I'm demanding
It's much better than my hand, as a man I do everything I can
But I can't, make you feel like you love muscle can, thank you mam
[Hook]