[Verse 1] I just want a thick b**h, to hop up on this dick That ain't always trippin', about an commitment I just was that p**y, I just want that giny Grab a, grab a tooshie, smack a, smack a heiny Mecca lecca hiney ho, I just want to find a ho p**y, giny, tiny hole, cover her with slime and go I don't want a second date, but I can't say it to her face That would make the chick outrage, before I ejeculate I seem like a perfect man, make em all believe I am Dick wet, then I scram, wham bam thank you mam Catchy me, catchy me if you can, bet you cannot find me That number I gave you, was one I had in the 90's And I, I'm never ever, ever where you are Cause I ever, never, ever sh** in my own yard Don't care if you're mad about the life that I've chosen Cause I don't give a flying f** about your damn emotions [Hook] I don't care about her feelings I just wanna run up in that Don't let her know I've been cheatin' Or she might not rub my nutsack I ain't really startin' sh** Yeah baby your body sick I just want a part of it (Gimmie, gimmie love muscles) X2 [Verse 2] Don't make me repeat it, don't make me say it twice If you never want a wife, then listen to my advice I'm a playa in a game that you wish that you're in Telling you love em to f** em, that ain't never been a sin The s** is way better if you lie, cause they try To make you feel better than the other guy, on the side Use a rubber if you're going up inside Otherwise you may not corrupt it and you may have to hide That's no lie, cause a b**h that get's pregnant will go crazy Best move leave behind her and a baby Cause lately, women get shady in court Make sure that you're stuck with the child support You wanna go on party, but that goes down to sh**ter Cause you have to be there, when she cannot find a baby sitter That's why I wrap it up before I go and stick her I refuse to be a f**ing baby's daddy to a stripper [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm happy as I am, promiscuous is the sh** Every night I find a other dait to sit up on my dick My dick is long enough to wreck spines (I'm a playa, I'm a playa) like my name is Tech N9ne Yes I'm a monster, better yet, a threat to your daughter's Virginity, she's in my vicinity, then I'm on her Might as well have Trojan as a sponsor Cause I'mma sport a Magnum, before I try to pop her It ain't hard to see, that they make em for a reason See if you don't believing em, then I'm f**ing leavin' you You know that it ain't much to ask for, is it crack who*e? Who knows what you use that a** for f**ing crack who*e, therefore I hope you can understand that s** is all that I'm demanding It's much better than my hand, as a man I do everything I can But I can't, make you feel like you love muscle can, thank you mam [Hook]