And I was feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy
Had a funny feeling your dong was quite appealing so down came my pants
Reached into my beaver and made you a believer in the latest forbidden dance
I saw him in a magazine I wanted to rip off his clothes and tell him something
First you stick it in then you wiggle about
Follow my steps I'm gonna turn yins out
When I wanna screw I put on something blue from 1974
When I'm feeling g'deen there's only one thing that can turn me on more
Feel the power, jump in the shower
I'm gonna f** you in outer space
Can you believe how g'deen this is
We can do it all over the place
Feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy
C'mon ev'rybody, DO THE THINGY!!!!
SO G'DEEN!!! MY PANTS!!!!
A dooey dooey doo yeah-ha-ha...