And I was feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy Had a funny feeling your dong was quite appealing so down came my pants Reached into my beaver and made you a believer in the latest forbidden dance I saw him in a magazine I wanted to rip off his clothes and tell him something First you stick it in then you wiggle about Follow my steps I'm gonna turn yins out When I wanna screw I put on something blue from 1974 When I'm feeling g'deen there's only one thing that can turn me on more Feel the power, jump in the shower I'm gonna f** you in outer space Can you believe how g'deen this is We can do it all over the place Feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants and I did the thingy C'mon ev'rybody, DO THE THINGY!!!! SO G'DEEN!!! MY PANTS!!!! A dooey dooey doo yeah-ha-ha...