[Intro: Anchorman]
...shot and k**ed the hold-up man in
A gun battle just 2 blocks from the bank
The gunman's d**h ended 15 minutes of
Terror on Broadway that included a bomb threat
A taking of 5 hostages, and an escape
With 1 of those hostages on a motorcyle...
[Verse 1]
Today isn't the day to test me
I'm already on edge, yeah my
Patience is empty
Like the clip I emptied into your
b**h, now she's dead meat
Dead weight for the getaway
Had she listened to me she'd be alive, ok?
I hate screaming, can't think straight
Now, since you have nothing to lose
I will be using you as a shield
Cause I can't wield my 2 steels
As I peel off on my 2-wheels
I refuse to be k**ed...
Fire at will with a license to ill
I'm a beast straight from the Mil
Man, you know the deal
Just trying to eat a meal
Thought the job would be easy
So I walked in by myself
With my weapons concealed
There were 5 people in line
Clerk was a ditz with a nurse hat
With the name "Joy" on her name tag
I pulled out my main gat, co*ked back
Caught their attention and said
Some sh** I thought I should mention
[Hook 1]
Everybody in this b**h should get down on the ground
All balls in the bag, nobody make a sound (not a peep)
If I hear beep or ring from the alarm
I'm gonna do you harm with this firearm
Everybody in this b**h should get down on the ground
All balls in the bag, nobody make a sound (not a peep)
If I hear beep or ring from the alarm
I'm gonna do you harm with this firearm
[Verse 2]
" Arcanine, I choose you!"
Said a buffoon with a faux hawk
I giggled a little then shot his toes off
Arcanine caught nine in his spine
HP at 0, hope nobody else tries to play the hero
I picked up the brave f**
Then asked him what his name was
He said none, I aimed gun at son
He stopped playing dumb
" Gary!" he said all scary-like
He pleaded for his life
He said he needed to protect his wife
As he pointed to the clerk
We all started to hear the sirens
Alarm musta been silent
I aimed and I started firing
Gary started crying and made a reach for my iron
I dropped him, and [he] started crawling to where the nurse b**h was lying
Others joined in screaming
I told them to "SHUT THE fu*k UP!"
I had to come up with an escape (me no surrender)
My biggest mistake was pretend I could do this myself
So my solution was to take a f**ing hostage
[Hook 2]
Everybody in this should stay down on the ground (not a sound)
I already showed you I don't f** around (not a bit)
If you try some sh** like Joy with the alarm
I'm gonna k** you all with this firearm
Everybody in this should stay down on the ground (not a sound)
I already showed you I don't f** around (not a bit)
If you try some sh** like Joy with the alarm
I'm gonna k** you all with this firearm
[Verse 3]
Today isn't the day to test me
I'm already on edge, yeah my
Patience is empty
Like the clip I emptied into your
b**h, now she's dead meat
Dead weight for the getaway
Had she listened to me she'd be alive, ok?
I hate screaming, can't think straight
Now, since you have nothing to lose
I will be using you as a shield
Cause I can't wield my 2 steels
As I peel off on my 2-wheels
I refuse to be k**ed...ni**a!