Grant Fore - PokéMart Heist lyrics

[Intro: Anchorman] ...shot and k**ed the hold-up man in A gun battle just 2 blocks from the bank The gunman's d**h ended 15 minutes of Terror on Broadway that included a bomb threat A taking of 5 hostages, and an escape With 1 of those hostages on a motorcyle... [Verse 1] Today isn't the day to test me I'm already on edge, yeah my Patience is empty Like the clip I emptied into your b**h, now she's dead meat Dead weight for the getaway Had she listened to me she'd be alive, ok? I hate screaming, can't think straight Now, since you have nothing to lose I will be using you as a shield Cause I can't wield my 2 steels As I peel off on my 2-wheels I refuse to be k**ed... Fire at will with a license to ill I'm a beast straight from the Mil Man, you know the deal Just trying to eat a meal Thought the job would be easy So I walked in by myself With my weapons concealed There were 5 people in line Clerk was a ditz with a nurse hat With the name "Joy" on her name tag I pulled out my main gat, co*ked back Caught their attention and said Some sh** I thought I should mention [Hook 1] Everybody in this b**h should get down on the ground All balls in the bag, nobody make a sound (not a peep) If I hear beep or ring from the alarm I'm gonna do you harm with this firearm Everybody in this b**h should get down on the ground All balls in the bag, nobody make a sound (not a peep) If I hear beep or ring from the alarm I'm gonna do you harm with this firearm [Verse 2] " Arcanine, I choose you!" Said a buffoon with a faux hawk I giggled a little then shot his toes off Arcanine caught nine in his spine HP at 0, hope nobody else tries to play the hero I picked up the brave f** Then asked him what his name was He said none, I aimed gun at son He stopped playing dumb " Gary!" he said all scary-like He pleaded for his life He said he needed to protect his wife As he pointed to the clerk We all started to hear the sirens Alarm musta been silent I aimed and I started firing Gary started crying and made a reach for my iron I dropped him, and [he] started crawling to where the nurse b**h was lying Others joined in screaming I told them to "SHUT THE fu*k UP!" I had to come up with an escape (me no surrender) My biggest mistake was pretend I could do this myself So my solution was to take a f**ing hostage [Hook 2] Everybody in this should stay down on the ground (not a sound) I already showed you I don't f** around (not a bit) If you try some sh** like Joy with the alarm I'm gonna k** you all with this firearm Everybody in this should stay down on the ground (not a sound) I already showed you I don't f** around (not a bit) If you try some sh** like Joy with the alarm I'm gonna k** you all with this firearm [Verse 3] Today isn't the day to test me I'm already on edge, yeah my Patience is empty Like the clip I emptied into your b**h, now she's dead meat Dead weight for the getaway Had she listened to me she'd be alive, ok? I hate screaming, can't think straight Now, since you have nothing to lose I will be using you as a shield Cause I can't wield my 2 steels As I peel off on my 2-wheels I refuse to be k**ed...ni**a!