[Verse]
Santa Claus once picked me up after school
We had some drinks
We shot some pool
Told me that he's not a one-woman man
He's got a few, they understand
Over some dinner we talked about things
He ordered ribs, I got some wings
He said he fancied the girl in my life
Asked me if she could be his for a night
How could I say no to old good Saint Nick?
He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts
[Chorus]
Santa, Santa, Santa got my girlfriend pregnant this Christmas
(Oh oh)
That's not what I had on top of my wishlist
(No no)
Santa, Santa, Santa had a one night stand with my lady
(Oh oh)
This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby
(No no)