Grand Buffet - Stocking Stuffer lyrics

[Verse] Santa Claus once picked me up after school We had some drinks We shot some pool Told me that he's not a one-woman man He's got a few, they understand Over some dinner we talked about things He ordered ribs, I got some wings He said he fancied the girl in my life Asked me if she could be his for a night How could I say no to old good Saint Nick? He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts [Chorus] Santa, Santa, Santa got my girlfriend pregnant this Christmas (Oh oh) That's not what I had on top of my wishlist (No no) Santa, Santa, Santa had a one night stand with my lady (Oh oh) This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby (No no)