Verse 1
Need Jobs? Ask Steve, then you be at work like “Wanna hear something nasty?”
Right now, you look like the type of guy to go into the White House
Speak to Obama, comma, create drama, comma
By saying “It's better to have blow jobs than to have no jobs!”
As if you were some kind of Bill Clinton, Security wouldn't know, you'd be in disguise like S.E. Hinton, Undercover like Hillary Clinton
(Oh boy!) Curious on why you're naked (Woah boy) and covered in white goo like the Pillsbury Dough Boy
Running across the place like the ginger bread man
MONICA! OVER HERE MONICA! GIVE ME HEAD!, plans
Foiled like the Pentagon attack, (OOPS WE MISSED!) This sh** attracts
Tension, doesn't go and subtract
The relief all over America, In this country Eric's a
Part of me, Except when Ricky's the heart of deeds
He'll Ricky-che your game, With someone, but you can't remember that who*e's name
Hook
Welcome all to Ricky's head
Wel-Wel-Wel-Welcome all to Ri-Ri-Ri-Ricky's Head
Wel-Wel-Wel-Welco-co-co-come to Ri-Ri-Ri-cky's Head
Welcome, Wel-Wel-Wel-Welcome
Doom dada doom dada, listen to this tune young rap padawon Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, [x2]
Verse 2
Go to the ranch, have a cow
So you take a branch, and jam it in the plow
I f**ing hate hicks, as much as I f**ing hate dicks (Bleh)
I'm a p**y (Munch, Munch) man, You are what you eat
Oh, damn! I got y'all beat, now fall back on your meat
I've gotta say, mine's more raw (Hear that Hop?), You'll get salmonella to the core dawg
More torturous than a fat camp for Rick Ross
(OH NO, I'M FALLING!)
b*tch! Your rhymes are (Kriss Kross sample): Wikity Wikity Whack
You're a pedophile for my rhymes, giggity giggity smack
(Ricky: Short verse, cause I f**ing can.) (Ricky: Haha)
Hook
Bridge
Ricky's Head, you're in it
For at least 3 minutes
So stay for a while
Your escape is futile
Cause it's Ricky's Head
Ricky's Head Ricky's Head
(Gr34t White)
f**, there's gonna be a part 2 to this
Why? Cause I can a**hole. DJ, cut the track
f** you (x10) I'm an a**hole