Verse 1 Need Jobs? Ask Steve, then you be at work like “Wanna hear something nasty?” Right now, you look like the type of guy to go into the White House Speak to Obama, comma, create drama, comma By saying “It's better to have blow jobs than to have no jobs!” As if you were some kind of Bill Clinton, Security wouldn't know, you'd be in disguise like S.E. Hinton, Undercover like Hillary Clinton (Oh boy!) Curious on why you're naked (Woah boy) and covered in white goo like the Pillsbury Dough Boy Running across the place like the ginger bread man MONICA! OVER HERE MONICA! GIVE ME HEAD!, plans Foiled like the Pentagon attack, (OOPS WE MISSED!) This sh** attracts Tension, doesn't go and subtract The relief all over America, In this country Eric's a Part of me, Except when Ricky's the heart of deeds He'll Ricky-che your game, With someone, but you can't remember that who*e's name Hook Welcome all to Ricky's head Wel-Wel-Wel-Welcome all to Ri-Ri-Ri-Ricky's Head Wel-Wel-Wel-Welco-co-co-come to Ri-Ri-Ri-cky's Head Welcome, Wel-Wel-Wel-Welcome Doom dada doom dada, listen to this tune young rap padawon Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, [x2] Verse 2 Go to the ranch, have a cow So you take a branch, and jam it in the plow I f**ing hate hicks, as much as I f**ing hate dicks (Bleh) I'm a p**y (Munch, Munch) man, You are what you eat Oh, damn! I got y'all beat, now fall back on your meat I've gotta say, mine's more raw (Hear that Hop?), You'll get salmonella to the core dawg More torturous than a fat camp for Rick Ross (OH NO, I'M FALLING!) b*tch! Your rhymes are (Kriss Kross sample): Wikity Wikity Whack You're a pedophile for my rhymes, giggity giggity smack (Ricky: Short verse, cause I f**ing can.) (Ricky: Haha) Hook Bridge Ricky's Head, you're in it For at least 3 minutes So stay for a while Your escape is futile Cause it's Ricky's Head Ricky's Head Ricky's Head (Gr34t White) f**, there's gonna be a part 2 to this Why? Cause I can a**hole. DJ, cut the track f** you (x10) I'm an a**hole