Calling yourself a romantic, let me explain
Been across the whole Atlantic and back again
I had it with your antics, your childish games
Baby
I call your number twice, but it rang and rang
Against my best friend's advice, I should be ashamed
You did it to me once, you'll do it again
So she says
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your a**istance now
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your a**istance now
I heard it through the ba** line
Not much longer would you be my baby
You work yourself into a panic, bent outta shape
And then take me for granted, like nothings changed
All my friends are asking why you're that way
But I can't explain
Why I call your number twice, but it rang and rang
Against my best friend's advice, I should be ashamed
You did it to me once, you'll do it again
She promises
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your a**istance now
You're making me crazy
The way that you've been acting lately
I need more of your a**istance now
Breaking up or breaking down
When I need you, you can't be found
I want someone who's around for me
Does it have to be so complicated?
Either way I'm devastated
I could use a little comforting
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your a**istance now
Love long distance
Is testing me, trying my patience
I need more of your a**istance now
Love, love
Love, love
I need some a**istance now
Love
And I will thank you for your cooperation
And I will thank you for your cooperation
And I will thank you for your cooperation
Stop playing with me