Calling yourself a romantic, let me explain Been across the whole Atlantic and back again I had it with your antics, your childish games Baby I call your number twice, but it rang and rang Against my best friend's advice, I should be ashamed You did it to me once, you'll do it again So she says Love long distance Is testing me, trying my patience I need more of your a**istance now Love long distance Is testing me, trying my patience I need more of your a**istance now I heard it through the ba** line Not much longer would you be my baby You work yourself into a panic, bent outta shape And then take me for granted, like nothings changed All my friends are asking why you're that way But I can't explain Why I call your number twice, but it rang and rang Against my best friend's advice, I should be ashamed You did it to me once, you'll do it again She promises Love long distance Is testing me, trying my patience I need more of your a**istance now You're making me crazy The way that you've been acting lately I need more of your a**istance now Breaking up or breaking down When I need you, you can't be found I want someone who's around for me Does it have to be so complicated? Either way I'm devastated I could use a little comforting Love long distance Is testing me, trying my patience I need more of your a**istance now Love long distance Is testing me, trying my patience I need more of your a**istance now Love, love Love, love I need some a**istance now Love And I will thank you for your cooperation And I will thank you for your cooperation And I will thank you for your cooperation Stop playing with me