Crossed the path, then I followed your face
It was hard to believe, it was hard to trace
I saw you today
Seems like I see you everyday
But there's something I figured out about you
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You're so ugly -- I'm tellin' you straight
You're so ugly -- don't make a mistake
'Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why
Why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
You're so ugly -- all the time
Ugly -- you ain't no friend of mine
Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why
Why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
When you smile or a frown
I'm so tired of you being around
Engaged in some s**ual acts
Well, I'm just gonna have to tell you all the facts
What could that be about, well, here's a clue
[Chorus]
You're so ugly -- I'm tellin' you straight
You're so ugly -- don't make a mistake
'Cause you ugly -- I'm tellin' you that
I say, why, why
Why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
You're so ugly -- all the time
Ugly -- you ain't no friend of mine
Ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why
Why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la
You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la
You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la
You're so ugly
Ugly!
So ugly, so ugly, you're so ugly ugly ugly ugly
Ugly ugly ugly ugly
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!
Ugly! -- Ugly!