Crossed the path, then I followed your face It was hard to believe, it was hard to trace I saw you today Seems like I see you everyday But there's something I figured out about you [Chorus] You're so ugly -- I'm tellin' you straight You're so ugly -- don't make a mistake 'Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank Say, why, why Why would I lie to you? Why would I lie? Why would I lie? You're so ugly -- all the time Ugly -- you ain't no friend of mine Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank Say, why, why Why would I lie to you? Why would I lie? Why would I lie? When you smile or a frown I'm so tired of you being around Engaged in some s**ual acts Well, I'm just gonna have to tell you all the facts What could that be about, well, here's a clue [Chorus] You're so ugly -- I'm tellin' you straight You're so ugly -- don't make a mistake 'Cause you ugly -- I'm tellin' you that I say, why, why Why would I lie to you? Why would I lie? Why would I lie? You're so ugly -- all the time Ugly -- you ain't no friend of mine Ugly -- you can bet it on the bank Say, why, why Why would I lie to you? Why would I lie? Why would I lie? You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la You're so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la You're so ugly Ugly! So ugly, so ugly, you're so ugly ugly ugly ugly Ugly ugly ugly ugly Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly! Ugly! -- Ugly!