[HOOK: GOOGIE]
My dick is mad hard
My life is mad hard
The only thing harder than my life is my dick
The only thing harder than my dick is my life
The only thing harder than my dick is my life
[VERSE 1: DUNCECAP]
Standing on the moon and i didn't even put the flag up
It's mad tough, trying to fap and nap in a hammock
A whole new meaning to sway in the morning
Lives less hard when the sites get boring
I'm washing my chest k** the family reunion
Shoot em down the drain, pain's gone (what you doing now)
I'm sick of being a couch potato, saturated french fry
Burn a bridge or two so I can watch a couple friends die
Why'd I say i had it rough? I'm s** a f**ing a**hole
Trashy person, lacking love, trapped inside a bad role
In line for the creeper race
Every shade of crazy is a person that could speak for days
Or keep quiet, not tryna be seen
Texting my girlfriend, not trying to be seen
Calls from my mom, not tryina be seen
You sound like Oedipus, not tryna be mean
[HOOK: GOOGIE]
My dick is mad hard
My life is mad hard
The only thing harder than my life is my dick
The only thing harder than my dick is my life
The only thing harder than my dick is my life