[HOOK: GOOGIE] My dick is mad hard My life is mad hard The only thing harder than my life is my dick The only thing harder than my dick is my life The only thing harder than my dick is my life [VERSE 1: DUNCECAP] Standing on the moon and i didn't even put the flag up It's mad tough, trying to fap and nap in a hammock A whole new meaning to sway in the morning Lives less hard when the sites get boring I'm washing my chest k** the family reunion Shoot em down the drain, pain's gone (what you doing now) I'm sick of being a couch potato, saturated french fry Burn a bridge or two so I can watch a couple friends die Why'd I say i had it rough? I'm s** a f**ing a**hole Trashy person, lacking love, trapped inside a bad role In line for the creeper race Every shade of crazy is a person that could speak for days Or keep quiet, not tryna be seen Texting my girlfriend, not trying to be seen Calls from my mom, not tryina be seen You sound like Oedipus, not tryna be mean [HOOK: GOOGIE] My dick is mad hard My life is mad hard The only thing harder than my life is my dick The only thing harder than my dick is my life The only thing harder than my dick is my life