I've Bin Stone Before
Gentlemen: attention!
I've been stoned before
In Saint John's Wood crematorium
I fell down with boredom
Knee deep in the snow
I've been stoned before
In Prague... in the Hague
Or was it a morgue?
O! Why am I so vague?
Because I've been stoned before
Mister Long Shanks
O! RTF girl
Are you stone?
Let me be your china gnome
Play me on your gramophone
And bury me in your garden
Not today thanks
Mister Long Shanks
I have other fish to fry
To fry
To fry
Fry...
O Mother
O mother don't do it again
The man in the parlour
You know what he's after
Yer bum titty bum
Pompidou
Who's your father and
Mind how you go...