I've Bin Stone Before Gentlemen: attention! I've been stoned before In Saint John's Wood crematorium I fell down with boredom Knee deep in the snow I've been stoned before In Prague... in the Hague Or was it a morgue? O! Why am I so vague? Because I've been stoned before Mister Long Shanks O! RTF girl Are you stone? Let me be your china gnome Play me on your gramophone And bury me in your garden Not today thanks Mister Long Shanks I have other fish to fry To fry To fry Fry... O Mother O mother don't do it again The man in the parlour You know what he's after Yer bum titty bum Pompidou Who's your father and Mind how you go...