I know a guy who blow sheep up
He used to have a ta what the f**?
He used to blow em up!
If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep!
Get a sheep five pound!
oo hhehahaa!
I know medical people!
I know 'em, I've f**in' you know I got friends high places, like!
a f**in'.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a c*nt.. You know f**in'
Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
He f**in'.. had, I don't know what he had! The f**in' schitzo!
he f**in' climbin' over f**in' bushes
He's alright, he climbin over f**in' sports fings, you know sports fences!
He f**in' climb over and f**in fell off!
Smashed himself up, got home..
Into bed, bleeding, he sh** himself in the night as well!
Woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in sh**!!!
Like, Fuuuckin' Hell!
Cover your missus in sh**!
Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
- I'm gonna cover you in sh**!
[*Laughter throughout*]
[*Heavy Applauding*]