Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot's Stand Up lyrics

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Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot's Stand Up lyrics

I know a guy who blow sheep up He used to have a ta what the f**? He used to blow em up! If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep! Get a sheep five pound! oo hhehahaa! I know medical people! I know 'em, I've f**in' you know I got friends high places, like! a f**in'.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a c*nt.. You know f**in' Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh? He f**in'.. had, I don't know what he had! The f**in' schitzo! he f**in' climbin' over f**in' bushes He's alright, he climbin over f**in' sports fings, you know sports fences! He f**in' climb over and f**in fell off! Smashed himself up, got home.. Into bed, bleeding, he sh** himself in the night as well! Woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in sh**!!! Like, Fuuuckin' Hell! Cover your missus in sh**! Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love - I'm gonna cover you in sh**! [*Laughter throughout*] [*Heavy Applauding*]