Disclaimer: This is sereinik speaking, because b**h, I'm back by popular demand.
I (kinda) don't wanna to go to school, I just wanna break the rules. So instead of your typical 15 questions, here is 73 Questions with @sosad2112, otherwise known as Sam. It's based off of the popular Vogue series 73 Questions which I absolutely love and wanted to pay tribute to. Enjoy, because I love this hö.
SEREINIK: Hi! I'm here from Genius, and as a result of a brilliant initiative by Madison, I'm here to ask you 73 questions. Let's get right into it, shall we?
So - to begin with - what's on your mind?
SOSAD2112: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS!!!! I JUST SAW FALL OUT BOY, AWOLNATION, AND PVRIS THREE DAYS AGO!!!!
SRK: What are you most excited for this year?
SS: The future in general excites me, I guess.
SRK: How do you say, “caramel?”
SS: care-ə-mull
A Southern boy through and through.
SRK: Are you the city you're from?
SS: Kinda? I do a good job of exhibiting Southern hospitality, and I listen to a good share of music that one would would a**ociate with Memphis. Though, I'm told I speak with a Western dialect, and I'm queer, which is kinda questionable around here.
SRK: Best way to spend a night?
SS: Falling asleep with loved ones, or at least a friend. Ya see, sleeping can be scary for me sometimes, but whenever I'm with someone, I can virtually pa** out. I just get kept up by anxieties and inner demons, ya know? I have some major mortality issues.
SRK: Favorite books you've read in cla**?
SS: Fahrenheit 451, The Phantom Tollbooth, and When You Reach Me were the greatest of all time for various reasons.
SRK: Favorite artist from the last ten years?
SS: Kanye West
SRK: Favorite artist from the 90s?
SS: Beastie Boys
SRK: International city you'd love to travel to and why?
SS: Sydney, Australia
SRK: Best part of Genius?
SS: The best part about Genius is the community. I've made many friends from joining it, and I communicate with them daily. They're very supportive; those I'm closest with feel kinda like a family, to be honest.
SRK: One thing you wish you could change about Genius?
SS: Better messaging? Chat can be weird in its mechanics.
SRK: A vocalist for rainy days?
SS: Matt Johnson or Damian Kulash, Jr.
SRK: Favorite teen movie?
SS: Big Fat Liar is a cla**ic teen movie; it played a pivotal role in my childhood and made me who I am today. SRK: Chicken or the egg?
SS: Bruh.
SRK: Blue or black?
SS: Blue
SRK: Spirit animal?
SS: T H E M A N T I S S H R I M P
SRK: If you could Freaky Friday with someone, who would it be?
SS: Maybe, I'd do it with a significant other, just to see what it's like to be those closest to me.
SRK: Place of utter bliss?
SS: I dunno, I'm generally content with wherever I am. I guess I find bliss when I'm with friends.
SRK: Forks or spoons or something else entirely?
SS: Sporks
SRK: My favorite awkward question in the world: favorite smell?
SS: Out of context, this is weird as f**, but I like how my dad smells.
SRK: Night or day?
SS: I couldn't pick one over the other. I'm really indecisive to be honest, haha.
SRK: So, what's love got to do with it?
SS: What's love, but a second hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
SRK: Pens or pencils?
SS: Are pens with erasers an option?
SRK: Cookies or creme?
SS: Cookies
SRK: Weirdest dream in six words?
SS: Will Smith hates my love life. SRK: Favorite emoji?
SS: SRK: Best social media platform?
SS: Facebook
SRK: Name a thought provoking music video that comes to mind.
SS: I may have misunderstood this question, so I'll give both answers; it's either “My Favorite Pillow” by Rhett & Link or “Born Free” by M.I.A.
SRK: Quote to live by?
SS: Studying is just a combination of the words “student” and “dying.”
SRK: Favorite style of food?
SS: Junk Food :^)
SRK: Best Genius ship?
SS: Freelights is the GOAT Genius ship.
SRK: How do you feel about babuc?
SS: *serein voice* I hate him.
SRK: Silence or noise?
SS: I like noise more; silence would make me go crazy.
SRK: How many shades of grey?
SS: Wikipedia said there's twenty-nine shades of gray.
SRK: Mecha or Bagon?
SS: Either is perfectly fine for me. When the switch to Bagon happened, I just went with it, but like, if we suddenly switched back, I'd probably be just as fine.
SRK: Opinion on the Genius forums?
SS: I'm indifferent. Sometimes, they can have some very interesting threads and/or articles; sometimes, they're really offensive and/or annoying. It's a blessing and a curse. Though, I got to meet The Deevil's Advocate through them, among others, so that was cool.
SRK: Is bu*ter a carb?
SS: Despite what Cady said in Mean Girls, no, bu*ter is not a carb; it is a fat.
SRK: Full color or black and white?
SS: I love full color more; it has so much more life to it.
SRK: Font scheme to match your personality?
SS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Comic Sans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SRK: Favorite Kardashian?
SS: I love the old Kanye.
SRK: Favorite Hollywood Chris?
SS: Chris Rock??? I dunno.
SRK: What do you wish was said at the end of Lost in Translation?
SS: I wish he told her where he planned to meet up with her again when they both ran away from the spouses that didn't deserve them.
SRK: Poot Lovato or Demi Lovato?
SS: Demi? Like, one is a great singer that has developed like a bu*terfly; the other is a weird meme; which one would YOU pick?
SRK: Who do you call when it's half past five?
SS: I only call you when it's half past five, the only time that I'll be by your side. I only love it when you touch me, not feel me. When I'm f**ed up, that's the real me.
SRK: Guilty pleasure song?
SS: “The Time is Now” by John Cena & Tha Trademarc.
SRK: Favorite Spice girl?
SS: Baby. SRK: Would you rather have a pause bu*ton or a rewind-bu*ton for your life?
SS: I'd have a rewind bu*ton, obviously. It's like a pause bu*ton but better ‘cause you can go back and relive something; that's far superior to stopping in time so you can take in the moment. Plus, if I have a rewind bu*ton, I can just naturally go back instead of looking stupid for having to ask people, “What did you say?” so many times.
SRK: Genius and chill, or nah?
SS: Like, a tate date? Are you asking me out on one? I'm down if you are.
SRK: Hey. I'm not here to answer questions. So, ALL CAPS or all lowercase?
SS: I'm more for lowercase. It's more relaxed and whatnot that the screaming/excitement of ALL CAPS. I mean, there are times when I prefer ALL CAPS, but generally, lowercase is the vibe I'm feeling.
SRK: Let's say that you can broadcast one ten-words-or-less message for the rest of the world to hear. Ignoring the language barriers, what's it going to be?
SS: I'd play the Deez Nuts video.
SRK: Favorite talk show?
SS: I love Last Week Tonight with John Oliver so much.
SRK: To elaborate on the war started by Tyrant: “Ether” or “Takeover”?
SS: I don't really have a preference because I'm neither much of a Jay Z nor a Nas fan, but I guess I prefer "Ether."
SRK: To be or not to be?
SS: That is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
SRK: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, is it true you like them tall?
SS: I don't have a height preference. I won't deny that a height difference is cute, though. As of right now, both my boyfriend and girlfriend are smaller than me by at least four inches… To be honest, it's probably more.
SRK: Toppings on your ideal pizza?
SS: Pepperoni is my one and only.
SRK: Describe your favorite color without naming it in three words.
SS: Favorite, Memphis, DePaul
SRK: Favorite piece of clothing?
SS: I think anything I have that's directly related to Chicago is my favorite.
SRK: Favorite Kanye album?
SS: Yes.
SRK: Favorite curse word?
SS: E****m
SRK: What should baelights change his name to next?
SS: While there is a fine a**ortment of things it could be, he should definitely change it back to, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”
SRK: Best internet browser?
SS: Google Chrome
SRK: Circles or squares?
SS: Circles
SRK: Go-to dance move?
SS: I don't dance.
SRK: Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
SS: I've kinda forced a cookie into my boyfriend's mouth before; does that count?
SRK: Android or Apple?
SS: Android
SRK: Best part of your day?
SS: Seeing my best friend Anna is probably my favorite part of the day.
SRK: Do you believe in love?
SS: Do you believe it's true? Do you believe in love? Oh, you're making me believe it too.
SRK: Favorite ice cream flavor?
SS: I love Snickers flavored ice cream the most.
SRK: Language you wish you were fluent in?
SS: I wish I was fluent in German. Like, I'm taking it in school now, and I'm doing alright in the cla**, but it still leaves me feeling ill prepared. It's probably not the teacher's fault; I honestly do rely on translator apps a fair amount, and my German vocab could be better. I still aspire to get better at it, though.
SRK: TV show you'd be willing to guest star in?
SS: Can I say The Amazing Race? That'd be fun to star in.
SRK: Favorite album cover?
SS:
SRK: What do dreams sound like?
SS: serein, what are you on, and where can I get some?
SRK: I have one last question for you: how do you like your rain?
SS: I like sea rain the most.