Disclaimer: This is sereinik speaking, because b**h, I'm back by popular demand. I (kinda) don't wanna to go to school, I just wanna break the rules. So instead of your typical 15 questions, here is 73 Questions with @sosad2112, otherwise known as Sam. It's based off of the popular Vogue series 73 Questions which I absolutely love and wanted to pay tribute to. Enjoy, because I love this hö. SEREINIK: Hi! I'm here from Genius, and as a result of a brilliant initiative by Madison, I'm here to ask you 73 questions. Let's get right into it, shall we? So - to begin with - what's on your mind? SOSAD2112: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS!!!! I JUST SAW FALL OUT BOY, AWOLNATION, AND PVRIS THREE DAYS AGO!!!! SRK: What are you most excited for this year? SS: The future in general excites me, I guess. SRK: How do you say, “caramel?” SS: care-ə-mull A Southern boy through and through. SRK: Are you the city you're from? SS: Kinda? I do a good job of exhibiting Southern hospitality, and I listen to a good share of music that one would would a**ociate with Memphis. Though, I'm told I speak with a Western dialect, and I'm queer, which is kinda questionable around here. SRK: Best way to spend a night? SS: Falling asleep with loved ones, or at least a friend. Ya see, sleeping can be scary for me sometimes, but whenever I'm with someone, I can virtually pa** out. I just get kept up by anxieties and inner demons, ya know? I have some major mortality issues. SRK: Favorite books you've read in cla**? SS: Fahrenheit 451, The Phantom Tollbooth, and When You Reach Me were the greatest of all time for various reasons. SRK: Favorite artist from the last ten years? SS: Kanye West SRK: Favorite artist from the 90s? SS: Beastie Boys SRK: International city you'd love to travel to and why? SS: Sydney, Australia SRK: Best part of Genius? SS: The best part about Genius is the community. I've made many friends from joining it, and I communicate with them daily. They're very supportive; those I'm closest with feel kinda like a family, to be honest. SRK: One thing you wish you could change about Genius? SS: Better messaging? Chat can be weird in its mechanics. SRK: A vocalist for rainy days? SS: Matt Johnson or Damian Kulash, Jr. SRK: Favorite teen movie? SS: Big Fat Liar is a cla**ic teen movie; it played a pivotal role in my childhood and made me who I am today. SRK: Chicken or the egg? SS: Bruh. SRK: Blue or black? SS: Blue SRK: Spirit animal? SS: T H E M A N T I S S H R I M P SRK: If you could Freaky Friday with someone, who would it be? SS: Maybe, I'd do it with a significant other, just to see what it's like to be those closest to me. SRK: Place of utter bliss? SS: I dunno, I'm generally content with wherever I am. I guess I find bliss when I'm with friends. SRK: Forks or spoons or something else entirely? SS: Sporks SRK: My favorite awkward question in the world: favorite smell? SS: Out of context, this is weird as f**, but I like how my dad smells. SRK: Night or day? SS: I couldn't pick one over the other. I'm really indecisive to be honest, haha. SRK: So, what's love got to do with it? SS: What's love, but a second hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? SRK: Pens or pencils? SS: Are pens with erasers an option? SRK: Cookies or creme? SS: Cookies SRK: Weirdest dream in six words? SS: Will Smith hates my love life. SRK: Favorite emoji? SS: SRK: Best social media platform? SS: Facebook SRK: Name a thought provoking music video that comes to mind. SS: I may have misunderstood this question, so I'll give both answers; it's either “My Favorite Pillow” by Rhett & Link or “Born Free” by M.I.A. SRK: Quote to live by? SS: Studying is just a combination of the words “student” and “dying.” SRK: Favorite style of food? SS: Junk Food :^) SRK: Best Genius ship? SS: Freelights is the GOAT Genius ship. SRK: How do you feel about babuc? SS: *serein voice* I hate him. SRK: Silence or noise? SS: I like noise more; silence would make me go crazy. SRK: How many shades of grey? SS: Wikipedia said there's twenty-nine shades of gray. SRK: Mecha or Bagon? SS: Either is perfectly fine for me. When the switch to Bagon happened, I just went with it, but like, if we suddenly switched back, I'd probably be just as fine. SRK: Opinion on the Genius forums? SS: I'm indifferent. Sometimes, they can have some very interesting threads and/or articles; sometimes, they're really offensive and/or annoying. It's a blessing and a curse. Though, I got to meet The Deevil's Advocate through them, among others, so that was cool. SRK: Is bu*ter a carb? SS: Despite what Cady said in Mean Girls, no, bu*ter is not a carb; it is a fat. SRK: Full color or black and white? SS: I love full color more; it has so much more life to it. SRK: Font scheme to match your personality? SS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Comic Sans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SRK: Favorite Kardashian? SS: I love the old Kanye. SRK: Favorite Hollywood Chris? SS: Chris Rock??? I dunno. SRK: What do you wish was said at the end of Lost in Translation? SS: I wish he told her where he planned to meet up with her again when they both ran away from the spouses that didn't deserve them. SRK: Poot Lovato or Demi Lovato? SS: Demi? Like, one is a great singer that has developed like a bu*terfly; the other is a weird meme; which one would YOU pick? SRK: Who do you call when it's half past five? SS: I only call you when it's half past five, the only time that I'll be by your side. I only love it when you touch me, not feel me. When I'm f**ed up, that's the real me. SRK: Guilty pleasure song? SS: “The Time is Now” by John Cena & Tha Trademarc. SRK: Favorite Spice girl? SS: Baby. SRK: Would you rather have a pause bu*ton or a rewind-bu*ton for your life? SS: I'd have a rewind bu*ton, obviously. It's like a pause bu*ton but better ‘cause you can go back and relive something; that's far superior to stopping in time so you can take in the moment. Plus, if I have a rewind bu*ton, I can just naturally go back instead of looking stupid for having to ask people, “What did you say?” so many times. SRK: Genius and chill, or nah? SS: Like, a tate date? Are you asking me out on one? I'm down if you are. SRK: Hey. I'm not here to answer questions. So, ALL CAPS or all lowercase? SS: I'm more for lowercase. It's more relaxed and whatnot that the screaming/excitement of ALL CAPS. I mean, there are times when I prefer ALL CAPS, but generally, lowercase is the vibe I'm feeling. SRK: Let's say that you can broadcast one ten-words-or-less message for the rest of the world to hear. Ignoring the language barriers, what's it going to be? SS: I'd play the Deez Nuts video. SRK: Favorite talk show? SS: I love Last Week Tonight with John Oliver so much. SRK: To elaborate on the war started by Tyrant: “Ether” or “Takeover”? SS: I don't really have a preference because I'm neither much of a Jay Z nor a Nas fan, but I guess I prefer "Ether." SRK: To be or not to be? SS: That is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? SRK: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, is it true you like them tall? SS: I don't have a height preference. I won't deny that a height difference is cute, though. As of right now, both my boyfriend and girlfriend are smaller than me by at least four inches… To be honest, it's probably more. SRK: Toppings on your ideal pizza? SS: Pepperoni is my one and only. SRK: Describe your favorite color without naming it in three words. SS: Favorite, Memphis, DePaul SRK: Favorite piece of clothing? SS: I think anything I have that's directly related to Chicago is my favorite. SRK: Favorite Kanye album? SS: Yes. SRK: Favorite curse word? SS: E****m SRK: What should baelights change his name to next? SS: While there is a fine a**ortment of things it could be, he should definitely change it back to, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” SRK: Best internet browser? SS: Google Chrome SRK: Circles or squares? SS: Circles SRK: Go-to dance move? SS: I don't dance. SRK: Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands? SS: I've kinda forced a cookie into my boyfriend's mouth before; does that count? SRK: Android or Apple? SS: Android SRK: Best part of your day? SS: Seeing my best friend Anna is probably my favorite part of the day. SRK: Do you believe in love? SS: Do you believe it's true? Do you believe in love? Oh, you're making me believe it too. SRK: Favorite ice cream flavor? SS: I love Snickers flavored ice cream the most. SRK: Language you wish you were fluent in? SS: I wish I was fluent in German. Like, I'm taking it in school now, and I'm doing alright in the cla**, but it still leaves me feeling ill prepared. It's probably not the teacher's fault; I honestly do rely on translator apps a fair amount, and my German vocab could be better. I still aspire to get better at it, though. SRK: TV show you'd be willing to guest star in? SS: Can I say The Amazing Race? That'd be fun to star in. SRK: Favorite album cover? SS: SRK: What do dreams sound like? SS: serein, what are you on, and where can I get some? SRK: I have one last question for you: how do you like your rain? SS: I like sea rain the most.