Tasha: You are fully functional, aren't you?
Data: Of course, but
Tasha: HOW fully...
Data: In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring
Tasha: Ah, you j**el, that's exactly what I'd hoped
Coaxke:
Let me tell you about a man from the 24th century
put a lot of fools in a space penitentiary
He's the futuristic s** android
too cool for school or bad hemorrhoids
He's the only one, he's that unique
and he saved the ship every single week
With 88 petabytes in his brain
his freestyles flow like fine champagne
Motherboard:
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon
Coaxke:
One day this fool said he wasn't a man
so Data went to court and he took the stand
He said, "f** you, b**h, I'm as sentient as
all the ensigns that have s**ed my glands!
And when his girl's quarters were like a pig sty
he clocked the ho straight in the eye
And when the Borg queen went and sat on his dick
he played the goth b**h like a two-dollar trick
Motherboard:
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon
Subrandom:
6-foot-1 and 3 tons of fun
not a fata** but a robotic bada**
24 centimeters, Data's fully functional
internal chronometer, he's always punctual
The only pimp with a positronic net
his big white co*k get all the b**hes wet
Now don't get this android mad at you
he's quick to grab a Type-Two and blast on fools
Motherboard:
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon
Recycle Bin:
What does the android have to say to his favorite p**y
Data:
Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting sk** and natural defenses
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
a singular development of cat communication
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilections
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
and when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion
Oh Spot, the levels of behavior you display
connote a fairly well developed cognitive array
and though you are not sentient and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true, valued friend
Motherboard:
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon
Positronic pimp
Yeah
Coaxke: (fading through previous and next verse
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Recycle Bin:
Man, this droid's pimpin' is amazing
displays a b**h slap, simply hair raisin'
Stable of hoes three light years deep
phaser never on stun, so don't try to creep
Lore f**ed around, beaming out emotions
Data sprayed them b**hes with his pimp potions
Pull out the box, let loose the gimp
Lore said, "sh**! It's the positronic pimp!