Futuristic Sex Robotz - The Positronic Pimp lyrics

Tasha: You are fully functional, aren't you? Data: Of course, but Tasha: HOW fully... Data: In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring Tasha: Ah, you j**el, that's exactly what I'd hoped Coaxke: Let me tell you about a man from the 24th century put a lot of fools in a space penitentiary He's the futuristic s** android too cool for school or bad hemorrhoids He's the only one, he's that unique and he saved the ship every single week With 88 petabytes in his brain his freestyles flow like fine champagne Motherboard: The positronic pimp built by Noonien Soong Call him up, he won't go limp or finish too soon Coaxke: One day this fool said he wasn't a man so Data went to court and he took the stand He said, "f** you, b**h, I'm as sentient as all the ensigns that have s**ed my glands! And when his girl's quarters were like a pig sty he clocked the ho straight in the eye And when the Borg queen went and sat on his dick he played the goth b**h like a two-dollar trick Motherboard: The positronic pimp built by Noonien Soong Call him up, he won't go limp or finish too soon Subrandom: 6-foot-1 and 3 tons of fun not a fata** but a robotic bada** 24 centimeters, Data's fully functional internal chronometer, he's always punctual The only pimp with a positronic net his big white co*k get all the b**hes wet Now don't get this android mad at you he's quick to grab a Type-Two and blast on fools Motherboard: The positronic pimp built by Noonien Soong Call him up, he won't go limp or finish too soon Recycle Bin: What does the android have to say to his favorite p**y Data: Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses contribute to your hunting sk** and natural defenses I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations a singular development of cat communication that obviates your basic hedonistic predilections for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance and when not being utilized to aid in locomotion it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion Oh Spot, the levels of behavior you display connote a fairly well developed cognitive array and though you are not sentient and do not comprehend I nonetheless consider you a true, valued friend Motherboard: The positronic pimp built by Noonien Soong Call him up, he won't go limp or finish too soon Positronic pimp Yeah Coaxke: (fading through previous and next verse Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data Go Data, got emotions, go Data Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data Go Data, got emotions, go Data Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data Go Data, got emotions, go Data Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data Go Data, got emotions, go Data Recycle Bin: Man, this droid's pimpin' is amazing displays a b**h slap, simply hair raisin' Stable of hoes three light years deep phaser never on stun, so don't try to creep Lore f**ed around, beaming out emotions Data sprayed them b**hes with his pimp potions Pull out the box, let loose the gimp Lore said, "sh**! It's the positronic pimp!