[Intro]
Wii Sports is my f**ing life
[Verse 1]
I tied a Wii remote to my dick so I play
Wii Sports, every single day, no it's not f**ing gay to
Jack it and jerk off
And have a big circlejerk-off
And get a new high score
And f** you in the a**
To beat you in a boxing match, you who*e
I'm the best at Wii Sports
[Verse 2]
I got a wiimote on my dick, hope it's making you sick
Hit a new high score, pitchin digital baseballs
You can hear the cheering echoing through the halls
And with my two spare hands I'm grabbing on your balls
Remember the safety strap, for keeping it on right
The living room tonight is a beautiful sight
Playing these Wii games childlike alike with my erection spike
And soon enough you'll hear the announcer yell "Strike!"
Get this piss and splooge on the Wii balance boards
And at the rate we're going, you can never be bored