Fried Rice - Wii Sports lyrics

[Intro] Wii Sports is my f**ing life [Verse 1] I tied a Wii remote to my dick so I play Wii Sports, every single day, no it's not f**ing gay to Jack it and jerk off And have a big circlejerk-off And get a new high score And f** you in the a** To beat you in a boxing match, you who*e I'm the best at Wii Sports [Verse 2] I got a wiimote on my dick, hope it's making you sick Hit a new high score, pitchin digital baseballs You can hear the cheering echoing through the halls And with my two spare hands I'm grabbing on your balls Remember the safety strap, for keeping it on right The living room tonight is a beautiful sight Playing these Wii games childlike alike with my erection spike And soon enough you'll hear the announcer yell "Strike!" Get this piss and splooge on the Wii balance boards And at the rate we're going, you can never be bored