[Intro/Part 1]
You were but a young child
It was late on the night before Christmas
And you with your youthfulness
Are kept awake, anxious for presents to come on christmas day
So you decide to get up out of bed to see if santa has come yet
You walk in the darkness of your house, only illuminated by the lights of the Christmas tree
You look under the tree
But you see no presents
You decide to make your way to the kitchen to get a gla** of water
You turn around to make your way back to your room after getting your drink
But then you see him-
Joe Papermaker, with his hand on his hips, his lips puckered, and his eyes focusing directly into yours
He grabs you and turns you around and bends you over the kitchen table
He fills your a**hole with his creamy, delicious peppermint Joe-Yo surprise
Penetrating your bu*thole and sending shivers down your spine as you feel the Joe-Yo melt inside
Do you accept his gift?
Do you have, Papermaker pride?
[Part 2]
[Hook]
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH
[Verse 1]
fu*k ME IN THE ASS JOE
JOE PLEASE OH NO
SHOVE THAT co*k IN REAL SLOW
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT JOE-YO
NEVERMIND THAT, SHOVE IT IN FAST
PAPERMAKER PRIDE THROUGHOUT CAMAS
3 TO THE 6 TO THE 6 TO THE 0
JOSEPH'S DICK IS WHAT I DREAM OF FO SHO
GIVE IT TO ME JOE, I HAVE PAPERMAKER PRIDE
GIVE IT TO ME JOE, OR I'LL fu*kING DIE
[Hook]
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH
[Verse 2]
MAKING ALL THAT PAPER, NO WONDER WE DAMN RICH
BUT NEVER RICHER THAN A NICE CREAMY JOE-YO
fu*k YOU IN THE ASS RICHLAND
b*tch YOU CAN SEE ME EATIN THAT sh*t ALL DAY LONG
CUMMING RIGHT OUT OF THE TIP OF JOEY'S SCHLONG
24 FEET 14 INCHES
GOTTA GET A fu*kING RAKE IF IT EVER ITCHES
[Hook]
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH
JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER
JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH