Fried Rice - Ode to Joe lyrics

[Intro/Part 1] You were but a young child It was late on the night before Christmas And you with your youthfulness Are kept awake, anxious for presents to come on christmas day So you decide to get up out of bed to see if santa has come yet You walk in the darkness of your house, only illuminated by the lights of the Christmas tree You look under the tree But you see no presents You decide to make your way to the kitchen to get a gla** of water You turn around to make your way back to your room after getting your drink But then you see him- Joe Papermaker, with his hand on his hips, his lips puckered, and his eyes focusing directly into yours He grabs you and turns you around and bends you over the kitchen table He fills your a**hole with his creamy, delicious peppermint Joe-Yo surprise Penetrating your bu*thole and sending shivers down your spine as you feel the Joe-Yo melt inside Do you accept his gift? Do you have, Papermaker pride? [Part 2] [Hook] JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH [Verse 1] fu*k ME IN THE ASS JOE JOE PLEASE OH NO SHOVE THAT co*k IN REAL SLOW GIVE ME SOME OF THAT JOE-YO NEVERMIND THAT, SHOVE IT IN FAST PAPERMAKER PRIDE THROUGHOUT CAMAS 3 TO THE 6 TO THE 6 TO THE 0 JOSEPH'S DICK IS WHAT I DREAM OF FO SHO GIVE IT TO ME JOE, I HAVE PAPERMAKER PRIDE GIVE IT TO ME JOE, OR I'LL fu*kING DIE [Hook] JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH [Verse 2] MAKING ALL THAT PAPER, NO WONDER WE DAMN RICH BUT NEVER RICHER THAN A NICE CREAMY JOE-YO fu*k YOU IN THE ASS RICHLAND b*tch YOU CAN SEE ME EATIN THAT sh*t ALL DAY LONG CUMMING RIGHT OUT OF THE TIP OF JOEY'S SCHLONG 24 FEET 14 INCHES GOTTA GET A fu*kING RAKE IF IT EVER ITCHES [Hook] JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE PAPERMAKER JOE PAPERMAKER, YEAH