[Intro: Jeff Thomas]
The Oryza Tape
Mr. Thom is the bomb.com
O B Gizzle
Everyone back to their seats
Okay… Now let's get started
[Verse: Jeff Thomas]
First name Jeff
Last name Thomas
Acting more square than a motherf**ing rhombus
sh**ting on these b**hes who be trying to step
That's how I be getting my science street rep
Dripping and dropping these rhymes all over the place
If you don't like em I'll shoot you in the face
k**ed ten men before I was born
My father used to beat me with a serrated shoehorn
Nevertheless I am the best
Rhymes are so wet you'd think it's my science test
Got two kids but three of them hate me
Got a sh** job so I speak monotone daily
To all the students out there, please stop talking
Or I'll raise my voice to sound like Stephen Hawking
Name is Mr. T, I don't work for Mr. Marshall, he works for me
Can I go to the bathroom please?
MRT: f** no, b**h, you think only your balls itch?
Student: But Mr.Thomas I gotta go now
MRT: Shut the f** up, you dumb who*e, don't make me walk out that door
Student: Like your dad did you dumb c*nt
MRT: I am my own dad and yours
Maybe your mom shouldn't open her legs like double doors
I could go on and on about horse-sh** but first lets talk about your mom's failed abortion
Get sh** on kid, I just wrecked your face
Why you been crying like you got sprayed with mace
I got no tissues in my cla**, kids never be crying
Elemental, memorize it or you finna be dying
Demitri: Whats the difference between a proton and a neutron?
MRT: Shut up Demitri your dad is a dentist, I'm a science teacher I ain't nothin to mess with
Kick your a** faster than the speed of light
I could take any b**h in a fight
Never disrespect no one, ain't got no problems
Covalent bonds, I'll solve em
U-R-C-U-N-T
k** any motherf**er who tryna beef with me
Protons, neutrons, molecules, and atoms
Beat these motherf**ers, teachers pay I stack em
Element 79 this is f**ing gold, subtract 1 getting platinum, million records sold
Bold with my ways, and never getting old cause all I get is riches
That's enough for today, cla** is dismissed b**hes
[Outro: Jeff Thomas]
Yeah b**hes
You can all go f** yourselves
You either die the frenchiest fry or live long enough to see yourself become a memelord