Fried Rice - Ode to Thomas lyrics

[Intro: Jeff Thomas] The Oryza Tape Mr. Thom is the bomb.com O B Gizzle Everyone back to their seats Okay… Now let's get started [Verse: Jeff Thomas] First name Jeff Last name Thomas Acting more square than a motherf**ing rhombus sh**ting on these b**hes who be trying to step That's how I be getting my science street rep Dripping and dropping these rhymes all over the place If you don't like em I'll shoot you in the face k**ed ten men before I was born My father used to beat me with a serrated shoehorn Nevertheless I am the best Rhymes are so wet you'd think it's my science test Got two kids but three of them hate me Got a sh** job so I speak monotone daily To all the students out there, please stop talking Or I'll raise my voice to sound like Stephen Hawking Name is Mr. T, I don't work for Mr. Marshall, he works for me Can I go to the bathroom please? MRT: f** no, b**h, you think only your balls itch? Student: But Mr.Thomas I gotta go now MRT: Shut the f** up, you dumb who*e, don't make me walk out that door Student: Like your dad did you dumb c*nt MRT: I am my own dad and yours Maybe your mom shouldn't open her legs like double doors I could go on and on about horse-sh** but first lets talk about your mom's failed abortion Get sh** on kid, I just wrecked your face Why you been crying like you got sprayed with mace I got no tissues in my cla**, kids never be crying Elemental, memorize it or you finna be dying Demitri: Whats the difference between a proton and a neutron? MRT: Shut up Demitri your dad is a dentist, I'm a science teacher I ain't nothin to mess with Kick your a** faster than the speed of light I could take any b**h in a fight Never disrespect no one, ain't got no problems Covalent bonds, I'll solve em U-R-C-U-N-T k** any motherf**er who tryna beef with me Protons, neutrons, molecules, and atoms Beat these motherf**ers, teachers pay I stack em Element 79 this is f**ing gold, subtract 1 getting platinum, million records sold Bold with my ways, and never getting old cause all I get is riches That's enough for today, cla** is dismissed b**hes [Outro: Jeff Thomas] Yeah b**hes You can all go f** yourselves You either die the frenchiest fry or live long enough to see yourself become a memelord