TV-AM no cigarettes
Crawl out the front door, what'd I forget?
It was Monday morning 10 o'clock
When she bought you down at the shop
Out on my rounds, let's go for a walk
I don't really mind if you spit when you talk
Tumble dryer, tumble dry
Guaranteed to get you high
Oh, hop on in!
Oh, this is a story of a girl I know
Will I ever let her go?
p**y cat, p**y cat where you been?
Round and around in a washing machine
I said washing machine, washing machine
For a hundred spins and I'm almost clean
Tumble dryer, tumble dry
Guaranteed to get you high
It's only the law
I said "Have a nice day"
Don't go washin' your brains away
p**y cat, p**y cat where you been?
Round and around in a washing machine
Oh yeah, you gotta go
Yeah, you gotta go
Uptown, 'round 'round
p**y cat, p**y cat
We gotta go
Ah, everybody knows
Yeah
Aw, 'round and 'round
Laundromat cat gotta push off
Somebody ought to call the cop
p**y cat, p**y cat where you been?
Round and around in a washing machine
I said washing machine, washing machine
Four hundred spins I'm almost clean
It's a tumble dryer for a laundromat cat
I hear him knockin', who's that?
Only the law
I said "Have a nice day"
Don't go washin' your brains away
p**y cat, p**y cat where you been?
Round and around in a washing machine!