TV-AM no cigarettes Crawl out the front door, what'd I forget? It was Monday morning 10 o'clock When she bought you down at the shop Out on my rounds, let's go for a walk I don't really mind if you spit when you talk Tumble dryer, tumble dry Guaranteed to get you high Oh, hop on in! Oh, this is a story of a girl I know Will I ever let her go? p**y cat, p**y cat where you been? Round and around in a washing machine I said washing machine, washing machine For a hundred spins and I'm almost clean Tumble dryer, tumble dry Guaranteed to get you high It's only the law I said "Have a nice day" Don't go washin' your brains away p**y cat, p**y cat where you been? Round and around in a washing machine Oh yeah, you gotta go Yeah, you gotta go Uptown, 'round 'round p**y cat, p**y cat We gotta go Ah, everybody knows Yeah Aw, 'round and 'round Laundromat cat gotta push off Somebody ought to call the cop p**y cat, p**y cat where you been? Round and around in a washing machine I said washing machine, washing machine Four hundred spins I'm almost clean It's a tumble dryer for a laundromat cat I hear him knockin', who's that? Only the law I said "Have a nice day" Don't go washin' your brains away p**y cat, p**y cat where you been? Round and around in a washing machine!