[Verse 1]
You can't tolerate a thing
But you're just so forbearing
You're fearsome and you'll cower
But you're dauntlessly daring
You're independent and strong
But you make a man feel needed
You're forgiving and you're nurturing
But won't be mistreated
A dictatorial b**h
Who's a warm-blooded saint
You're showy, not emasculating
But show restraint
You're as cool as cool can be
But you're lame as a sitting duck
You're worrisome and careful
But you don't give a f**
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She's ravishing in black
But pretty in pink
You're attractive as can be
All I need is a wink
She's ravishing in black
But pretty in pink
She's a residual
And she's my missing link
She's ravishing in black
But pretty in pink
She's carnations and roses
But she's gravestones and ink
She can rock pajama sweats
Or a fur coat made from a mink
Jackie
[Verse 2]
So put me in my place
You really rock a miniskirt
You have a pretty face
You're just so f**ing gorgeous
All I need is a hug
You're presence is infectious
And I'm pulling the plug
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[Verse 3]
Jackie, your lips are so fine
Jackie, I wish you were mine
I'll do anything for you
And I'll sit through some girlish errands
But I hope you don't mind
If I spend the whole time staring
Jackie, be my valentine
Jackie, we laugh all the time
Jackie, be my valentine
Jackie, I'll do any crime
Jackie, be my valentine
Jackie, your presence is so sublime
It's divine, it's opined
It's not fine, it's not fine
[Chorus]