Flaccid Jacks - Jackie lyrics

[Verse 1] You can't tolerate a thing But you're just so forbearing You're fearsome and you'll cower But you're dauntlessly daring You're independent and strong But you make a man feel needed You're forgiving and you're nurturing But won't be mistreated A dictatorial b**h Who's a warm-blooded saint You're showy, not emasculating But show restraint You're as cool as cool can be But you're lame as a sitting duck You're worrisome and careful But you don't give a f** [Chorus] She's ravishing in black But pretty in pink You're attractive as can be All I need is a wink She's ravishing in black But pretty in pink She's a residual And she's my missing link She's ravishing in black But pretty in pink She's carnations and roses But she's gravestones and ink She can rock pajama sweats Or a fur coat made from a mink Jackie [Verse 2] So put me in my place You really rock a miniskirt You have a pretty face You're just so f**ing gorgeous All I need is a hug You're presence is infectious And I'm pulling the plug [Chorus] [Verse 3] Jackie, your lips are so fine Jackie, I wish you were mine I'll do anything for you And I'll sit through some girlish errands But I hope you don't mind If I spend the whole time staring Jackie, be my valentine Jackie, we laugh all the time Jackie, be my valentine Jackie, I'll do any crime Jackie, be my valentine Jackie, your presence is so sublime It's divine, it's opined It's not fine, it's not fine [Chorus]