Cracker written by Larry Mack Williams and performed by the artist Feral
Cracker Cracker Macker
Cracker Cracker Macker
My back got hurt, now I sit around and play with p**y all day!
It should be every man's dream, but I can barely lift her
Since my back got hurt, my p**y bites back
Sticks her nails in my crack
And bites on my toes
Is that cat
Smokin crack?
Better not be
Cause, I'll kick her out!
Cracker Cracker Macker
Cracker Cracker Macker
She just lost a tooth in my foot, ( a blu bluablah)
She just lost a tooth in my foot
She got I hurt I thought
Until I realized it was a baby tooth
I'm glad she didn't lose it on my rooster
Hangin" out at the front and the back door
Uh Huh
Cracker Cracker Macker
Cracker Cracker Macker
Feral flip the script
Cause sometimes I sit off in my recliner
In the front of the house and hear him calling!
Wake me up out of a dead sleep
My p**y, meow, is on it's edge
Time to grab the shotgun
Time to grab the shotgun
That co*k won't bother
That co*k won't bother
That co*k won't bother
My p**y no more
Yeah
That co*k won't bother
That co*k won't bother
That co*k won't bother
My
p**y no more
Feral And I'm back!