Cracker written by Larry Mack Williams and performed by the artist Feral Cracker Cracker Macker Cracker Cracker Macker My back got hurt, now I sit around and play with p**y all day! It should be every man's dream, but I can barely lift her Since my back got hurt, my p**y bites back Sticks her nails in my crack And bites on my toes Is that cat Smokin crack? Better not be Cause, I'll kick her out! Cracker Cracker Macker Cracker Cracker Macker She just lost a tooth in my foot, ( a blu bluablah) She just lost a tooth in my foot She got I hurt I thought Until I realized it was a baby tooth I'm glad she didn't lose it on my rooster Hangin" out at the front and the back door Uh Huh Cracker Cracker Macker Cracker Cracker Macker Feral flip the script Cause sometimes I sit off in my recliner In the front of the house and hear him calling! Wake me up out of a dead sleep My p**y, meow, is on it's edge Time to grab the shotgun Time to grab the shotgun That co*k won't bother That co*k won't bother That co*k won't bother My p**y no more Yeah That co*k won't bother That co*k won't bother That co*k won't bother My p**y no more Feral And I'm back!