What would you say if I took your keys and then I walked away?
Would you stop me at the door?
What would you do if I took a piss or puked inside your shoe?
Don't worry about me, this happens all the time
I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home [x4]
Don't worry about me
Accidents happen and sometimes even tradedies
It doesn't matter just how much you had to drink
But d**h is becoming to some it's offensive and others it's funny
While swining on my 40 Oz., I ain't got no time to think.
I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home [x4]