What would you say if I took your keys and then I walked away? Would you stop me at the door? What would you do if I took a piss or puked inside your shoe? Don't worry about me, this happens all the time I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home [x4] Don't worry about me Accidents happen and sometimes even tradedies It doesn't matter just how much you had to drink But d**h is becoming to some it's offensive and others it's funny While swining on my 40 Oz., I ain't got no time to think. I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home [x4]